true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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