quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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