hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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