And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The adults are the big ones right?
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