id be glad to
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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