he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
