she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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