there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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