I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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