How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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