Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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