he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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