Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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