I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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