Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Randomize
