Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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