Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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