she sounds like chewbacca in bed
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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