Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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