I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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