Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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