sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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