i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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