i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It's rum buckets o'clock
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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