Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
40s are totally the cure
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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