I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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