He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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