its not stalking. its research.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I think I just sharted jello shots
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