my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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