i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My ass is underappreciated
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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