i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
not ubering you a puppy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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