oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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