I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he puts the penis in happiness.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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