She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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