8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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