we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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