They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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