It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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