Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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