some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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