I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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