I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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