return my video game
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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