Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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