i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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