i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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