For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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