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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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