I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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