I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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