I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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